| Absolutely Magic 2026! | Cabaret and Variety | Room 2 | 21 | Fri 28/08 15:45 |
| Alex Mason: Obsessed | Comedy | Room 3 | 23 | Fri 28/08 16:45 |
| Ambitious Underachiever | Cabaret and Variety | Room 3 | 22 | Fri 28/08 19:05 |
| Caitriona Dowden: Sesh Head | Comedy | Room 2 | 22 | Fri 28/08 17:00 |
| Diary of a DL Trade | Theatre | Room 1 | 11 | - |
| Do You Think He Likes Me? (Work in Progress) | Comedy | Room 2 | 7 | - |
| Ed Mulvey: For Sale – Dead Dog, Never Worn | Comedy | Room 1 | 23 | Fri 28/08 16:40 |
| Ego Tourism: How the Tao Made Me (a bit less) Weird | Theatre | Room 3 | 22 | Fri 28/08 14:25 |
| F*cking Famous | Comedy | Room 2 | 19 | Fri 28/08 22:00 |
| Follow | Comedy | Room 2 | 19 | Sun 30/08 00:30 |
| Free Comedy Every Night on Cowgate | Comedy | Room 3 | 21 | Fri 28/08 22:35 |
| Free Comedy Every Night on Cowgate | Comedy | Room 2 | 2 | Sat 29/08 14:35 |
| Free Comedy Every Night on Cowgate | Comedy | Room 1 | 1 | - |
| Freya McGhee: Experimental | Comedy | Room 2 | 11 | Fri 28/08 19:30 |
| Ian TC: Ian-Somnia | Comedy | Room 3 | 10 | Fri 28/08 20:15 |
| James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard with a Vengeance | Comedy | Room 1 | 7 | - |
| Jehovah's Witness for the Prosecution – Work in Progress | Comedy | Room 1 | 7 | - |
| Justice | Theatre | Room 1 | 20 | Fri 28/08 15:25 |
| Liz Bains: Born To Be Mild | Comedy | Room 3 | 21 | Fri 28/08 17:55 |
| Overstimulated | Comedy | Room 2 | 19 | Fri 28/08 23:15 |
| Paddystinian | Comedy | Room 3 | 19 | - |
| Rob Duncan: Toilet | Comedy | Room 2 | 19 | Fri 28/08 18:15 |
| The Full Irish | Comedy | Room 1 | 23 | Sat 29/08 13:05 |
| The Miss Milky Way Pageant: Stars of Stand-Up | Comedy | Room 1 | 19 | Fri 28/08 22:55 |
| Tim Reeves: An Hour of Accessible Material To Further My Career (WIP) | Comedy | Room 2 | 12 | - |
| Tit Talk | Theatre | Room 1 | 11 | Fri 28/08 17:55 |
| Two-Tongued Queers | Comedy | Room 1 | 9 | Fri 28/08 19:10 |
| What Are You Doing After the Orgy? | Comedy | Room 2 | 12 | Fri 28/08 14:35 |